kaso:
If Tom Cruise was injured, he’d be Tom Bruise.
If Tom Cruise was beat, he’d be Tom Lose.
If Tom Cruise was a bar tender, he’d be Tom Brews.
If Tom Cruise was a reporter, he’d be Tom News.
If Tom Cruise were on a cruise ship, he’d be Tom Cruise.
if Tom Cruise was to join a bass heavy band, he’d be called Tom Muse.
If Tom Cruise was an alcoholic, he’s be called Tom Booze.
if tom cruise were a loli, he’s be pomf cruise
Almost 1700 notes on this, lol.
If Tom Cruise was sad, he’d be Tom Blues.
If Tom Cruise was hiding from Hitler, he’d be Tom Jews
If Tom Cruise was sitting in church, he’d be Tom Pews.
If Tom Cruise were a blue dog, he’d be Tom Clues.
just felt like bringing this back
horrible mess in
If Tom Cruise was an alcoholic, he’s be called Tom Booze.
If Tom Cruise were asleep, he’d be Tom Snooze.
If Tom Cruise were a director he’d be Tom Cues
put his car on cruise control,
If Tom Cruise owed lots of money, he’d be Tom Dues.
If Tom Cruise were a lawyer, he’d be Tom Sues.
If Tom Cruise inspired me he’d be Tom Muse
If Tom Cruise pulled a fast one on me, he’d be Tom Ruse.